that’s directed at you jagermeister (for forcing me to improve this blog). And apple, and verizon, and all the people in foreign countries who expose themselves to toxic shit for unreasonable wages so i can have a more convenient life. I just got a fucking smart phone. apparently, people like seeing pictures on blogs. One of my work wives asked, “why are you so scared [of getting a smart phone]?” Wow, really valid question LRobs. thanks for making me think about this for the next 32 hours. Why do i have attachments to inanimate objects? Why do i hate smart phones? Why do i feel guilty about getting rid of my old phone? Why can’t i buy something new if what i have works good enough? Thanks to my counselor (good job Anne!) , i’ve learned that whenever i have these irrational, emotional reactions to relatively mundane things, i have to ask myself “how is this related to my dad?” I won’t bore you with details but rest assured, it is. AND, after identifying these issues...i got a motherfucking smart phone….so take that….um…...world. The deciding factors being: (1) pictures and (2) music while weeding. Just for the record, i did research “mini cameras”, “spy cameras”, "baby sitter cameras”, “small cameras”....and found some. but they didn’t also allow me to hook my shit up to the jobsite radio in the fields.
***note***because verizon still hasn't delivered said "smart phone" to me, i am still using old pictures...this is a weeding competition among local farmers in ott 11, highlighting the necessity for a smart phone to listen to music while weeding. I apologize if this compromises anyone's anonymity.
later bitches.
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| establishing the ground rules |
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| spectators |
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| notice the brown bag (of jager) |
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